There is a very specific reason for writing limericks on my blog tonight. But it’s a secret (besides, I like limericks).

A monkey called Mick from Mauritius
Considered bananas delicious
Whilst he liked sugar cane
It gave him a pain
And upset his tum something vicious

On a boat off the coast of the Gower
Bob fell asleep for an hour
He woke with a scream
From a terrible dream
Caused by milk that he drank which was sour
A widow alone in Rhiwbina
Took ill as she ate in the diner
The diagnosis, it shocked her
For she misheard the doctor
Who’d mentioned acute angina
You’ll go blind mum would frequently say
With oneself t’was not healthy to play
How she must regret
The damned the internet
Now dad’s vision’s gone into decay

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